The American Lobster, I Mean Investor

From Yahoo comes a description of The Federal Reserve’s technique for cooking the American lobster investor:

“Instead of putting the lobster investor into a pot of boiling water put them in a pot of cold water and bring it a the boil with the lobster investor inside. This way the gradual increase in the lobster investor body temperature is not realized and it will die without being stressed…”

Reason #156 for trend following.

Note: Partially inspired by State sanctioned scum.